He asks this no less than 157 times every time I see him.
We have NO clue where he got this from. And he ONLY asks me. He never mentions playing jail or tying anyone else up but me. Flattering, eh?
Typically I say tell him no followed by some random excuse for why I don't want to play jail or be tied up. Or I'll ask him, "What are you going to tie me up with?" Last night's response, "Nothing........(long awkward pause with him darting his eyes around)..........but maybe my bear rope." "What's a bear rope?" "I don't know."
Or one night during church, "Eurca, can you take that necklace off so I can tie you up with it?" "No." "Why?" "Because it's very expensive." "Oh....well, you should've told me that!"
The kid's a hoot and a half.